Hey, how are you doing? I know this must be a tough time for you. You have dreams. You dream that your party, the Grand Old Party, will work hard to disenfranchise all moderate thinkers so the party is dominated by far right, ultra-conservative, old, white people. You would like to see your party take a firm stand on gay issues, because let's face it - these people are sick and perverted. You would love to see everybody be allowed to discriminate against gays because they're just yucky. They are tearing apart families, communities and the very fabric of society. They're only interested in converting our young to their sick lifestyles. I know that you dream of a time when respected scientists can be hounded for disagreeing with your personal beliefs. What audacity for a scientist to rely on facts and studies when all they need to do is follow the political ideology of our elected officials. You dream of a time when all women must report their heavy periods to the police or face jail time because who knows what they might be trying to hide. And speaking of women, I know that you feel the same way many of your men feel....not too keen on that whole contraception thing or abortions even if the mother's life is in jeopardy. You dream of a time when contraception and abortion will be a thing of the past. You have so many dreams. If your party would stop spending so much time on solving actual problems maybe they could concentrate on the big things.....the social issues that matter so much to the masses.
What? You mean you don't dream about all those social thingys? You really do want Virginia to move forward on health care, transportation, jobs, education and a myriad of other real issues.
Here's a crazy idea! Instead of pulling the lever marked "R" just because that's what you always do, how about joining us. I think you'll be surprised at how much we have in common and how little we care about social issues.
We're waiting with open arms.
Love,
The Democrats
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